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Gym Dandy
03:41
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Well you swipe your card at the door
And factor the date into primes
Warm up at the truth tables, stretch and limber out your mind
Looks like it’s leg day so grab a few triangles off the rack
Three sets of fifteen, all of ’em scalene
Wipe ’em off and put ’em back
That’d be a gym dandy; just think of how strong you’d be
The location is handy and God knows there’s really a need
The staff is da bomb and da parking lot is never full
With these machines and your will to improve
About anything is possible
If you want a personal brainer, this is the place for you
If you’d rather freestyle your inner flab away
Rest assured that’s fine too
There’ll be no shaming within these walls
We all started somewhere
And one to grow on:
26 protons is cake next to what they pump there
It is a gym dandy; just think and how strong you’ll be
Short on eye candy but so much nourishing beauty to see
Lifting Hofstadter and Russell with a spotter friend
Feeling that CERN like a true gym lab rat
’Cause nothing beats workin’ in
Now when you’re ready for Level 2
’Cause you’re a certified genius
With plenty of mountains
It’s time to build real bridges between us
For after pure intelligence, wisdom comes to mind
So easy it’s mad hard, two simple rules:
Pay attention and be kind
That’d be a gym dandy, a warm place open to all
Be sure you understand me
Push us and you’ll take the fall
The staff is da bomb and da parking lot is never full
With these machines and your will to improve
About anything is possible
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2. |
You Got the Time
02:50
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Hey good buddy, what you got planned today?
Well, as long as it transpires that you’re not up to much anyway
I’m working on something and sure could use a hand
Take a minute to think it over
But please don’t tell me what I can’t stand
You got the time, and you can live however you want to
Can’t nobody write your script or cut out one line
Saying no ain’t a crime – why, you may oppose the very notion
Of considering trying it just once and that’s fine
Now you can tell me to stick it where the sun don’t shine
But let me make one thing crystal clear
Then lay it immediately to rest
You got the time
Get up early, scroll down a while absently
Punch in, punch out, grab a bite, then fall asleep watching TV
A gold mine of experience waits for you
So pretend that you’d love to live a bit
And then say what they always do
Still, you got the time; you can make excuses all day long
Whittle your pretty nose down to nothing on the daily grind
It don’t cost a dime, although an early start is best
Tomorrow might come or maybe you’re going to get left behind
Now you are free to choose to never open your mind
But let’s get one aspect straight, then lay it forevermore to rest
You got the time, you got the time
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3. |
Learning Old Tricks
02:37
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What’s an old dog supposed to do?
It gets boring keeping up with what’s new
Where to based solely on where we are?
Impossible to say so far
Eccentrics keep to their ellipse
Every so often the whole thing flips
There’s more to the weather than sunshine and rain
And there’s more to existing than pleasure and pain
Where to based solely on where we are?
Impossible to say so far, so far
One single point can’t draw a line
Since you don’t know what’s ahead, take a look behind
Near-eccentrics keep to their near-circular ellipse
Look for me in the Oort cloud, learning old tricks
Where to based solely on where we are?
Impossible to say so far, so far
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4. |
One Way to Travel
03:58
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I hereby apologize for the foolish things I used to do
The worst part of growing wiser
Is understanding who you used to be
Now to move on with my life
Make worthy use of an unknown span
Have nothing more to do with the past
Easier said than said again
And if you, if you know what to change
Here’s how: you simply change it 10,000 times
My word, it’s a blessing and a shame
We have two directions to look in but just one way to travel
Behind these fading eyes a multitude is finding its voice
It started as a trialogue but the more parts
The tougher the harmony
There’s a scared but friendly kid
And a guru at the meeting place
A ripoff of Robin Williams and a general who grimly carries on
And if you, if you know what to do
Here’s how: you simply do it every day
While we all are living separate lives
There’s three or four million of me in here
Reluctantly sharing one way to travel
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Past Judgement
04:14
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Got to begin this with a slight disclaimer
You ain’t gonna like it if you’re one of them anti-Twainers
Yes, you get better lip service taking dead men out of context
I shudder to imagine which sore spot you’ll pounce upon next
Hate speech is back in fashion, and it’s fine to say untrue things
But in this shallow age
We seem to have forgotten what review means
So judge away but don’t forget: your turn’s coming soon
You’ll be erased with Judy Garland and Daniel Boone
What does it even matter? What is your little game about?
It’s hard to spot the pattern when you cut the bad parts out
Why do you need to shatter
A great example of what never to do again
Oh, but you be you
Jefferson outshone most of 18th-century Virginia
Do you understand?
No, you ain’t in it so you haven’t got it in ya
It’s probably not your style
To trade superficial for substantial, though
Against all odds it might be
Even if your favorite turtle was Michaelangelo
Putting in the work to get this point is sure a nuisance
While pop opinion wallows in its activist insouciance
You want to help - I get that - now examine whether you are
Will wiping records help to raise the bar?
What does it even matter?
Is this course best beyond a doubt?
It’s hard to spot the pattern when you cut the bad parts out
You know it makes me sadder
Every time that some imperfect man’s brought down
Whoa, what does it really matter?
It may not seem important, but it leads to something major
Of course, we have always been at war with East Asia
While I fully believe in consequences
Though their effect, remember, varies
Punishing a memory spares one of our contemporaries
Censorship can never be part of the prevailing standards
Of any sane age – can you believe it?
Maybe that’s what’ll rile up future dander
Got to end this with a sad farewell
Is it better to make up heaven than forget about hell?
What does it even matter? What is your little game about?
It’s hard to spot the pattern when you cut the bad parts out
By the rings of Saturn
How do you hope to change the world in such a way?
What does it even matter? Is this course best beyond a doubt?
It’s hard to spot the pattern when you cut the bad parts out
Why do you need to shatter
A great example of what never to do again
Oh, still you gotta be you
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6. |
Superior Shore
02:48
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Picked up a snag in County Cook
Near to Superior shore
Trail magic safely saw us through
As she has done before
Fall from the cloud, long-suffering drop
Land on the ground by me
Go east, go west, it matters not: you’ll find the open sea
The waves and time turn rocks to sand
This was the first frontier
The unknown calls us – going there
Is the point of being here
Fall from the cloud, long-suffering drop
Land on the ground by me
Go east, go west, it matters not: you’ll find the open sea
Three glimmering leaves at Harbor Point
Right on Superior shore
Cold rain might well have doused wild hope
Instead it warmed us more
Fall from the cloud, long-suffering drop
Land on the ground by me
Go east, go west, it matters not: you’ll find the open sea
Go east, go west, it matters not: you’ll find the open sea
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7. |
Thinking with Your Toes
03:15
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Thought is a vast uncharted ocean
Not a mill pond though many share that notion
Some things are too big to see at a glance
They take a while to understand
Everyone’s free to choose their own path
But we’re in this together and I’m going to tell you
You need to quit thinking with your toes
Immerse yourself in the water
Cast off the ballast you presuppose
Get your head wet like a dog in the desert would
You’d better quit thinking with your toes
Before you dry up for good
What you choose to do with your precious lifespan
Impacts those around you more than any device can
You’ll never see every mark you make
And although the glass might be opaque
Are you gonna waste yourself on yourself?
We’re in this together and somebody needs you
You need to quit thinking with your toes
Allow yourself to be comfortable
Pondering topics nobody knows
No, you don’t have to – yes, you certainly could
You’d better quit thinking with your toes
Before you dry up for good
You need to quit thinking with your toes
Immerse yourself in the water
Let go of the dead weight you presuppose
Get your head wet like a dog in the desert would
Consider your eyes might still be closed
You need to quit thinking with your toes
Before you dry up for good
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8. |
Current of Events
03:13
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Men, to a man, talk loud because they can
Following the money where it spills
The default’s at fault; the factory setting’s stalled
And transcending it doesn’t pay the bills
This is a peculiar zero-just-for-some game
Started back when greed made a little sense
Now the river’s been diverted from where it needs to go
So let’s swim against the current of events
We’ve got some hard lies to forget; please do adjust your set
Well-meaning yet wrong-headed mores must disappear
Operate at a loss, the profit’s in the cost
Short-term gain, in the long run, got us here
I haven’t won or decided that it can’t be done
So what else can I do?
Follow Delita partway, oppose the rising tide
Go with the flow, but only when it’s true
Should I become bored and fall upon my sword
Loud and greedy would win without a fight
AI’s fine, I guess, but it’s no match for NS
Doomed or not, let’s try what we think is right
And maybe the seed just takes an awful long time
Sprouting when the pressure’s most intense
The last hope isn’t dead if it happens in your head
So let’s swim against the current of events
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9. |
Obsolete Power
04:00
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Maybe I wasn’t born too late to deal a mortal blow to hate
Maybe it’s better we didn’t wait
For the world to get worse to activate
There are some steps necessary
To help the revolution move along
Because obsolete power gives up obsoletely
They think of themselves as royalty
Expect hard work and loyalty
They’ve got no reason to listen to me
As long as I’m what I’m supposed to be
It’s going to take a little audacity
On the part of those who see the light
Remember, obsolete power gives up obsoletely
There are three ways to be wrong, it seems
Making claims that don’t follow from your dreams
The consequences of lonely schemes
And living too near a jerk of means
It’s not like someone’s going to hand us
Anything the rules say they can keep
That’s why obsolete power gives up obsoletely
Follow the trail of the rainbow wind
Or wait for something to happen again
Bring about what you must pretend
All paths are parallel till about the end
No matter how horrific or wonderful
The sacred cause’s prospects now appear
Wait for it – obsolete power erupts indiscreetly
One more thing I need to say
Either get on or get out of the way
Rock star merchants have had their day
In their money bins they’re going to try to stay
There are some steps necessary
To help the revolution move along
Because obsolete power gives up obsoletely
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It Ain't No Brand
02:56
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You there, long in the blue tooth
If you care, you’re far from the hard truth
Listen up, learn something if you can
There’s more to it than talkers are telling
Breathing’s neither buying or selling
Hold tight, bear down, try to understand
A cop’s going to call it a crime
A doctor might think it’s cancer
A student fears it’s assigned
And a fool says he’s found the answer
What you think comes from the lips of a marketing man?
This is my life – it ain’t no brand
Five shows a year if I’m lucky
So it goes here in Kentucky
Proudly, I document being a man
I’m not making art for the money
Might as well bust a hive for the honey
My career isn’t going like I never planned
If you’re thinking in black and red
The profit won’t match the losses
If you’re living on water and bread
You won’t wonder where the sauce is
Doing my thing with a two-thirds made-up band
Honing my craft while living square on the land
It’s my life; this ain’t no brand
A cop’s going to call it a crime
A doctor might think it’s cancer
A student fears it’s assigned
And a fool says he’s found the answer
A monk might get it, while on the other hand
What you think comes from the lips of a marketing man?
This is my life – it ain’t no brand
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Tarantula Funeral
03:29
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It started as a simple game, one of many we used to play
Best not to let it get you down
Everything must change, fly high and hit the ground
Here lies a small surprise
Though he’s still here with us, we can’t be there for him
Why not practice now for what must happen anyhow?
So feel sad, remember good times we once had
Long and not so long ago
And when it’s time you’ll know what you’ll miss
At your own funeral
It’s still a game, just a better one: Tarantula Funeral
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The Big Picture
03:15
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It’s a hard luck, pony up, all-or-nothing kind of globe
The clearest way to make it is removal of your frontal lobe
So I don’t blame you for being discouraged
Or throwing in your favorite towel
’Cause what in tarnation could a single piece of information
Do to make a difference anyhow?
Baby, cry in your pillow if you want to
Then play the one high card you’ve got
The only way to fix the big picture
Is to be the best possible dot
I’d be lying if I said I was thrilled to be living the dream
It’s a mystery, at least to me, why we don’t perpetually scream
But hey, I’m okay in my quiet corner toiling in front of this mic
And if I had a fortune, I’d be faking smiles like Frank Gorshin
Puttin’ up with wooden heads I wouldn’t even like
Let the Forties roar till they’re exhausted
See the target? I’m giving it a shot
Because the only way to fix the big picture
Is to be the best possible dot
Baby, cry in your pillow if you want to
Then play the one high card you’ve got
The only way to fix the big picture
Is to be the best possible dot
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Fextonia Hawesville, Kentucky
Founded in 1996 amid the hills of southeastern Kentucky, Fextonia quickly evolved from a high school jam band into a songwriters' convention and continues to record original albums.
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